Cat nip mice are so last year. You need the Cat Twizzler in your life. A woollen cat proof turkey twirler-esque toy. It’s so easy. Utilising some of the most basic crochet skills in the history of basic crochet skills, chain around 30 stitches. Longer, if you want a bigger toy. Next, in the second …
Once a year, the Feeder and the Woman bring a murdered tree inside the house. They parade it through the dining room into the lounge with “Look, Bear! A tree!” They attach it to a metal stand and leave it there for a couple of days. I am told not to chew it. I chew …
My cats think that The Humans control the weather. If you open the back door and it’s raining, it is the fault of The Humans. At the moment it’s quite muggy and hot. This is also the fault of The Humans. Bear Cat has quite clearly melted. As a crazy cat lady, I thought I …
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