I am happy for the humble sprout. Once maligned and detested. Now sprouts are sexy. Yeah. Sexy It’s all about jazzing them up. And not boiling them for eight hours. Ingredients 500gr sprouts, trimmed on the bottom and cut in half 60gr fresh cranberries 80gr chopped pancetta 1tbsp olive oil 75gr to 100gr blue Stilton Method …

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This is side recipe is under the title “Minced Meat Hamburgers”.  I present to you the Meat and Potato Loaf. The general vibe is that hamburgers are too common and not a wholesome family meal.  You can therefore shape the minced meat into a “steak”,  Steak is fancy, you see. Sorry for blurry photo. You …

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I Grade A ballsed this one up.  I meant to make four parcels and I didn’t read the instructions.  I cut eight squares of shortcrust pastry when I was supposed to cut four big ones. I made weird, square fish pop tarts when you’re supposed to fold the corners into the middle hence the “envelope” part …

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