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IMG_7843I’ll be happily grating cheese in my kitchen and he’ll murmur “Just a little bit more”. Or I’ll be watching Jim make carbonara and hear him whisper “just a splash more cream”.

For instance the other day I was making the custard base for this frozen custard, and the moment I thought about subbing out the double cream for creme fraiche and he just pops up and says “Put brownies it in, bitch”.  I put brownies in it.  No shame.

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 So this is a smooth frozen custard, lightened with creme fraiche, with brownie chunks to satisfy the little doughnut we all have inside of us.

Serves two hungry adults

Ingredients
200ml semi-skimmed milk
2 eggs yolks
3tbsp caster sugar
1/2 tsp cornflour
1/2tsp vanilla extract
100ml creme fraiche (I used a reduced fat one)
75gr firm, cakey brownie

Method
1, First make a thick custard base by heating the milk up to a gentle simmer.  Whisk the egg yolks with the caster sugar, cornflour and vanilla extract in a separate heat proof bowl.
2, Pour the hot milk over the beaten egg mix slowly, whisking constantly.
3, Return to the pan (through a sieve if you got a couple of lumps) and set over a low heat.  Slowly, heat the custard, not letting it boil until it has really thickened up to the consistency of soft whipped double cream.
4, Pour into a shallow bowl to cool it quicker and when it has cooled completely beat through the creme fraiche.
5, Churn this in an ice cream maker or alternatively pop it into a freezer-safe dish in the freezer and give it a good beat every 20 to 30minutes.  When it is starting to take on the consistency of that cheap vanilla ice cream I remember firmly from my childhood, stir through the brownie chunks.  Store in the freezer, letting it soften slightly before serving.

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I’m entering this into Kavey Eat’s Bloggers Scream for Ice Cream and Choclette’s We Should Cocoa this month who have joined forces to create We Should BSFIC. You can check out Kavey’s blog here (and read all about BSFIC) and Choclette’s blog here (and read all about We Should Cocoa).

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IMG_7823Did I intend for my first post of the year to be about quinoa?

No.

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I’m not saying a new years resolution for healthy eating is a bad idea.  Far from it.  I got your back.  I just think if we are going to eat healthy food then it should be as exciting, as tasty and damn well as sexy as a doughnut.

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 I’m still going to eat doughnuts this year though.  I promise you that.

You’re going to want to eat this though.  It’s fresh, light, citrussy quinoa is the perfect bed for a hot smoked salmon fillet. Season it well and you are golden.

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Serves 2

Ingredients

Olive oil
1 onion, sliced
3 large handfuls of chopped curly kale
2 cups of cooked quinoa
Salt and pepper
Zest of one lime
Juice of half a lime
180gr smoked salmon fillet
Sour cream and lime wedges to serve

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1, In a heavy bottomed, cast iron pot with a lid, sauté the onions in a small splash of olive oil over a medium hat.  When they are soft, add in the kale. Add a little splash of water in and pop the lid on for 3-4 minutes to soften the kale.

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2, Whilst the kale is cooking, season the quinoa with salt and pepper and stir through the lime zest and juice.

3, When the kale is cooked, stir through the quinoa to heat it through.  Add a splash more water to create a bit of steam and lay the smoked fillet on top.  Put the lid back on and leave the salmon to heat through for 3-5 minutes. Make sure everything is hot before serving.

4, Serve with sour cream and lime wedges.

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The obligatory year round up of my favourite posts from 2014 is coming at your face.

We started January with Chai Spiced Rice Pudding; a true winter warmer to give your insides a warm and snuggly hug.

IMG_6013In February, we ate Kentish Ale Doughnuts made with local ale and more ale laden glaze. No, you ate some of the glaze with a spoon.  Shut up.

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In March, I broke all the things and made it better with teeny, tiny pancakes.  There is no logic to that sentence. Sorry, not sorry.

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April was suddenly here and we scoffed Game of Thrones Macarons…

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…and then I recounted some freaky childhood memories about ice cream vans with Ice Cream Oysters. 

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May was a good month.  We shook Rhubarb Syrup with gin and vodka and all the spirits.

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In June, we played with new kitchen toys and made DIY Sausages.  A ridiculous amount of fun although a lot of cleaning up…

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I also went to Food Blogger Connect. 

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July was the month of roasted nuts.  And by that I mean I posted one blog post on roasted nuts. Chili and Coconut Cashews. 

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August, I took a leap of faith and launched Honey & Dough.  Scary? Yes.  Worth it? Yes.  It’s fine to admit that you outgrow things.  I made a cake to make it better too.

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September was relaxing and calm and sunny and sated.  Jim and I went to be gypsies in Somerset for a few days…

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…and then ate Damson Panna Cotta when we got back.

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October brought a change in season and a change in moods.  Tiny plum and sloe gin hand pies and the irrational fear that inanimate object could come to life happened all in one post.

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Also. Pizza Cake.  Not going to explain that one any further.  It is what it is.

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I started Christmas prep early in November with these Chocolate Orange Freezer Cookies.  Make in bulk and stock up, instant cookies.  Almost.

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December, I blogged every. damn. day.  It was harder than it looked but it made me realise that I value quality over quantity.  When you’re scrabbling around for content and all you manage to drag up is some dodgy photos of your Christmas Tree that you took on your iPhone, you got problems.  It was kind of fun though and really got me in the Christmas spirit.

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So that was my year.

Here’s to you, you lovely reader.  Have a bloody smashing 2015.

2015

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We can get caught up in frantic present buying, food shopping and cleaning.  Making plans for the day and worrying about the perfect gravy.  I take a time out on Christmas Eve to arrange a bouquet of white flowers, light a couple of candles, chill, and think about what Christmas means.  It’s also a good time to remember people who can’t be with you and be thankful for a roof over your head and food on your table.